the funny thing about being a big blog on here really is the number of people who will follow you for months while having absolutely zero idea about who you are and what you do
That’s a good point random kitty blog. I’d be stunned to find out that you leaked the no fly list or something
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
i see you all in the tags going “this is so funny” you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke
You’re a Warlock. But instead of drawing power from a higher being, people can choose to donate a portion of their magical power to you. In exchange, they can scry on your adventures and can send telepathic messages to you, as well as make requests. It can get annoying, but you make it work.
“Alright, we’re about to head into the dungeon. Daz has gone ahead to check for traps, but we’re pretty confident – hey, M’stha’venalth the Destroyer, thanks for the three months, really appreciate it – yeah we’re pretty confident we got the, uh, we got the thing in the bag, shouldn’t take more than a few sessions at best. Who needs a long rest, am I right? Oh, just got a Sending from Gleek, ‘are you gonna need Darkvision again’, nah, comrade, torches all the way. You know we gotta keep it real around here. Plus I love the burning pitch smell. Okay, good vibe emojis only, viewers, we’re going in!”
that post about kim kitsuragi only looking cool because he’s standing next to harry seriously changed my read of his entire character. like he actually is just a weird nerd who finally gets to experience being cool because his partner is the most fucked up guy alive
your nerdy pilot cosplay starts looking a whole lot cooler when you’re walking around with a guy whose pants have visibly been pissed in at least once
kim on his own: quiet nerdy glasses guy who wears old clothes and only cares about his car
kim when he’s with harry: distinguished gentleman with an impressive knowledge of history and mechanics. also a master of personal hygiene
if you picked one of the options lemme know in the tags how you heard about them (or if you have a totally different canadian band you know and want to rant about!)
